Texas Tea Cocktail

• 1/2 ounce rum
• 1/2 ounce gin
• 1/2 ounce vodka
• 1/2 ounce tequila
• 1/2 ounce triple sec
• 2 splashes sour mix
• top with Coke

Shake first 6 ingredients in a tall glass with ice and top with Coke.  Go ahead and make one and sip on it while sitting on the porch swing and watching the grass grow!
**Warning**  Texas Tea has been known to cause fits of temporary stupidity in some adults.  Drink responsibly and please DO NOT operate heavy machinery while under the influence.